In this inaugural episode of The No Signal Show, these two dudes on a couch talk about their favorite tech stories of the week. Here is a list of the stories mentioned:

STORY #1: “Tim Cook wants you to put down your iPhone”

STORY #2: “Kiwi’s food delivery bots are rolling out to 12 more colleges”

STORY #3: “Chimp uses Instagram”

STORY #4: “Epic says it will stop store exclusives if Steam offers a better cut”

BONUS STORY: “Fan assaults top Smash Bros. player with crab at tournament”